Can I Force My Wife to Admit She’s Seen ‘Star Wars’?

A: The real question is: has she seen the movie “Gaslight”? Because she’s clearly playing some weird trick on you: You don’t forget seeing “Star Wars” for the first time. Is she Sith?B: The truth is that memory is tricky. I have a distinct recollection of seeing “Star Wars” in the theater with my dad. I also remember him falling asleep (and snoring loudly) during the Death Star trench run. But could that have actually happened? Could I have been raised by a monster?C: Have you considered that you were watching “Star Wars,” but she was thinking about other things, such as, “I love Josh and I know he loves this movie, but when will this be over? Oh wait: black helmet asthma guy just revealed something about that little guy’s parentage. Seems like I ought to pretend to be surprised or something now.”